The only director that can have a thousand insane things happening on screen at the same time and still the movie is boring and dull, story is stupid and plot is nonsensical and probably the worst melodramatic music ever.
Another Bay another dud.
Ambulance
2022
Action / Crime / Drama / Thriller
Ambulance
2022
Action / Crime / Drama / Thriller
68% - Critics
88% - Audience
6.1
Plot summary
Decorated veteran Will Sharp, desperate for money to cover his wife's medical bills, asks for help from his adoptive brother Danny. A charismatic career criminal, Danny instead offers him a score: the biggest bank heist in Los Angeles history: $32 million.
June 02, 2022 at 03:45 PM
Director
Michael Bay
Top cast
Jake Gyllenhaal as Danny Sharp
Jackson White as Officer Zach
Garret Dillahunt as Captain Monroe
Eiza González as Cam Thompson
Tech specs
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB 2160p.WEB 1.22 GB
1280*536
English 2.0
R
23.976 fps
2 hr 16 min
P/S 9 / 153
Movie Reviews
Reviewed by
Michael Bay-master of crapola
Reviewed by
Dumbulance
First, you go for a bank robbery to get 16 millions, you split in four bags, and then in one bag you have 8 millions. Magical.
Second, a medical surgeon that earns 7 digits eats 1$ microwave frozen chicken during his lunch time. Real.
Last, the movie is just a long commercial of Cheetos, Keruig and Lean Cuisine... Are you serious?
So, this is Dumbulance. Hollywood is brain dead.
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God awful camera work. Ok acting, trash story riddled with errors.
Once you get through the entry setup it quickly jumps right into the bank heist. The are portrayed as clueless, yet the Boss Jake has loads of expensive toys from his successful robbing career.
The robbery is super simple, and it's over in 10 mins. The rest of the movie, the remaining 2 hours, is the chase. Each bag has 8Mil in 100s, which weighs 176 pounds. Both actors carry them around like they are empty. The constant erratic unstable camera work will give you a head ache, needless and annoying.
Tons of character issues. The female paramedic fleeing the ambulance with a person in critical condition. Armed gunman refuse to leave an ambulance and stays in an emergency vehicle. Lead investigator is gay and in marriage counseling at the time he gets a call. Lead cop calls off a 15 car police chase cause his dog is in one of the cars?? Wtf. Jake is making calls and arguing about party favors.
And of course it has to get even more outrageous. Lets try open chest surgery in the back of a moving ambulance rocking down the highway. More unnecessary shaky camera work. Phone battery dies.
So the same hero EMT who flees, jumps into the line of fire to prevent the group from being shot. Just so many terrible character decisions. Two brothers get into a front seat fight while driving. Ugh. Let's spray paint an
EMT vehicle to disguise it.
The entire movie is based on the fear of shooting/killing a cop, then an entire attack is designed to kill cops. Unreal. Ending is just unappealing as they come. Directed by Michael Bay, one of his worst.
Pls dont even try to watch the film full of sh**t
Great movie. I don't understand those reviewers. It's really good.
Very good Movie full of action. Really enjoyed watching it.
The trend of films has become scary and rude...as the heroes of the films have become the criminals who steal and kill people...without the good hero who is supposed to be in the movie!
Passion of the Desert
Jurassic Park was more believable and that had Dinosaurs in it!
too much action but entertaining..
GREAT MOVIEEE!!!
If you love action, this is the movie for you. If you love fantastic drone footage, this is the movie for you—9/10 from moi.
Love the movie.
typical woke movie, all white guys are racist, bad and the black guys are honest, heroic and saved the day at last blah blah blah
micheal bay is Best Action movie director , no doubt .. yes this movie has very bad plot and usless scenes... but soo far its very good movie.
Big quality decline on Michael Bay movies nowadays.
Great movie thank you... and love it
This is the stupidest movie I've ever seen
Loved it
copied from passed. Probably hollywood has finished sprict
Reminds me Speed. Superb movie. Thank you Freeman
cringest plot ever. i gave second though when saw eisa gonzalez, be she looks like MILF already here. Her Peak hotness was reached in Baby Driver when she was younger. Not gona watch.
Superb Movie.. Thank you freeman. keep it up
great
no more synopsis ??
Thank you so much, FREEMAN!!!
Man I love scream at the scream movies. This one is basically GTA vs Need for speed and the movie Speed put together. Just switch off your brain and don't ever think it and you'll have a good time bad camera work though and the acting is pap but I'm definitely holding on to this one. Thank you FREEMAN.
I read Michael Bay I download.
honestly, so much plot holes, first at the start of the movie cops are already on to them even put a tracker on the merc, which tells u they know the robbers. but later and FBI agent tells them who they casing lol. Secondly its their 38th bank robbery, which tells u they have experience so why so i understand why they highjacked a ambulance but they were they leave the driver behind to tell the cops what car they in and what all the so called experience they didn't think to ditch the ambulance 3 blocks down and steal another car that doesn't drew so much attention which they did have the time to do, then third, anyway to get what im saying watch the movie and find the other plot holes. im done. highly disappointed in this movie
This movie sucks donkey dicckk. That is all.
I could spend 2 hours eating a fancy 5 course dinner instead of watching this nonsense
What little unity of criteria I see here, to get carried away by the comments. There is no better critic than oneself. You have to see the film and draw your conclusions. It doesn't matter what others say
Michael Bay one's again ????????