Right in the beginning of the film Loki (Daniel O'Reilly) escapes prison and kills Odin (Vernon Wells). Sort of. He goes to California where there used to be Vikings in order to free a large CG wolf that was poorly done. The biggest and dumbest looking guy Asylum could find (Myrom Kingery) goes after him and ends up teaming up with some humans who are eager to help him save the world.

This is not the same film as God of Thunder: Thor although it is just as bad. The props looked like the ones sold on Amazon. Did the script call for a black woman with dyed blonde hair? What happened to the token hot Asian chick?

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.

This is absolutely the most horrible, awful, tragic movie I have ever seen.. We used a few movie coupon to watch it what a waste.. After 7 agonizing minutes we turned it off.... Actors were C scale.. if that.. why would they want to be associated with this movie in any way..

Right, well there is no secret here, that I wasn't harboring a single expectation to the 2022 mockbuster "Thor: God of Thunder" from The Asylum. I mean, just take a look at the movie's cover/poster and you know what you're in for here.

And then the fact that the most famous actor on the cast list was Vernon Wells, then you just know that you're not exactly in for a top of the line production here. However, I still opted to give "Thor: God of Thunder" a fair chance, as it does happen every now again on a blue moon, that The Asylum actually churns out a movie worthwhile watching.

"Thor: God of Thunder", however, was not really one of those instances.

The storyline in the movie, as written by Steve Doucette was pretty generic and straight forward. In fact, it did turn out to be as you would expect from The Asylum really. And if you are familiar with the more dubious of mockbusters from The Asylum, then you know what you are getting here.

The acting in the movie was adequate. I mean, you're not in for anything that will harvest any awards, and given the limitations of the script, then the actors and actresses did fair enough with what they had to work with.

The special effects in "Thor: God of Thunder" were somewhat dubious. Now, I will say that this wasn't exactly among the worst of CGI and special effects ever seen in movies from The Asylum. But nor were the special effects particularly grand or impressive.

My rating of "Thor: God of Thunder" lands on a generous four out of ten stars.